Before You Laugh…Remember It Could Be You

So I am sitting here in Starbucks and the  local homeless woman comes in and gets in line.

Yes she stinks worse than a crooked politician.  Yes, she’s dirtier than the taxpayer money being exchanged behind closed doors.

So what do you do?

You can be like me and just hold your position and keep doing what you’re doing remembering that she could be you and still could be you given the way the economy is going while remembering that the smell of your shit when no one else is around to smell it– is not too far off from the smell she’s carrying.

Or you can turn up your nose, make faces, get out of line and go stand outside until she leaves.

I mean really—putting up with a nasty smell for all of five minutes is not as bad as having to walk around carrying that smell all day and all night long because the same “God Bless You” and ‘Amening” people who point and snicker (A) don’t contribute any money whatsoever to local centers that provide shower facilities (B) fail to realize that it could be them in the same predicament (C) are just ignorant.

Big ups to my girl Crystal for servicing the lady and treating her with dignity regardless of her situation.